Inspired by David Lynch's Twin Peaks, The Black Lodge is a tiny vegetarian eatery featuring comfort-food and uncomfortable decor. Munch on veggie poutine and slurp back Caribou blood, a special "Canadian" cocktail of red wine, Jack Daniels, and maple syrup. If it doesn't transform you into a lumber-jack vampire, ask for a free bowl of Hawkins Cheezies. That was a lie. You have to buy the cheezies. But they are only $2 a bowl, so cough it up.